SO last night while Nathan was drifting to sleep and I was poking him trying to keep him awake to entertain me, I found the Saint’s Name Generator to play with. Jennifer Fulweiler’s real blog is here and I usually really enjoy her. She went from hard core atheist to super devout Catholic and I think that is just so fascinating. ANYWAY.
I clicked on over to find myself a saint for 2014, even though I have no idea what that means. And up came…
I forgot to screen shot the saint when it came up, but all it said was:
SAINT OF ADOPTED CHILDREN
and I was like “woooooo” and it was almost Twilight Zone-y.
So I told Nathan that it was time to find HIM a Saint.
It was a woman who is saint over fertility and single women. SOOO…
Time to try again!!
I’ll show you how it works. First it’s this screen:
So you click and get to this screen:
See how it gives you a moment to pray? I told him he hadn’t prayed hard enough last time.
“Are you praying now?”
“Sure. That I don’t go to hell.”
That one doesn’t really work, either, unless he’s planning on getting thrown in jail for something he didn’t do…
ONE MORE TRY!
He got a saint over DIFFICULT MARRIAGES?
Ok! Time to take the hint and quit trying.